your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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