nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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