Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Randomize
