you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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