dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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