she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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