he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I want her autograph on my taint
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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