Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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