I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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