either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
