we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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