He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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