Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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