so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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