Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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