I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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