I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you would pick up someone in the library
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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