PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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