I can tuck mytits in my pants
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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