Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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