I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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