That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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