Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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