I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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