and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Randomize
