Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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