Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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