1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Pants 0. Shit 1.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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