What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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