If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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