I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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