He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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