nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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