do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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