I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You brought string cheese to the strip club
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
