But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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