office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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