I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize