quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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