do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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