But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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