North Korea, Best Korea!
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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