How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
