Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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