i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.