My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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