Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(732): View more from New Jersey

pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.

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(801): View more from Utah

Yah man, that place is surreal

(731): View more from Tennessee

Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.

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(214): View more from Texas

dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!

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(760): View more from California

Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?

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(512): View more from Texas

her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"

(1-512): View more from Texas

you motherfucker

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(207): View more from Maine

I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.

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