i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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