So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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