this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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