You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
