Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
So squirting runs in the family.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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