so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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